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02 · THE CREATURE
A YELLOW CREATURE. LEGALLY DISTINCT.
Found behind a Walmart in 2009. Any resemblance to any electric mouse is a coincidence, and also impossible, legally.
03 · THE VLAD
THEN VLAD GAVE HIM A TIE.
A CEO must wear a tie. This is securities law. Probably. Vlad has not responded to our 67 emails about it.
04 · THE 67
WHY 67? EXACTLY.
67 is not 66. 67 is not 68. It has never been anything else. Say it with us.
WHAT IS THIS. GREAT QUESTION
IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
A toilet. A CEO. A legally distinct yellow creature. The number 67. Together at last, on Robinhood Chain, a blockchain built for serious tokenized stocks. We are not serious. The ticker is $STONK. Stonks only go up. That is the entire thesis.
STEP 1 · SAY 67
Out loud. At work.
In the group chat. In the elevator. This is step one and also the entire philosophy.
STEP 2 · GENERATE
Become the creature.
One bootleg creature, randomly assembled below. Make it your pfp. It is you now.
STEP 3 · POST
Post the proof.
Tag no one. Explain nothing. The right people will know. They always know.
STEP 4 · THERE IS NO STEP 4
The steps go to 67.
You are on step 4 of 67. Steps 5 through 66 are classified. Step 67 is 67.
THE TERMINAL
NUMBER GO UP.
Live* market data for $STONK. (*the numbers are made up, like all market data.) Press BUY to feel something. The SELL button is having a moment.
LIVE$STONK / USD$0.0000067+67.00%
HOLDERS: 6,767VOLUME: 67 GAZILLIONAUDIT: VIBES ONLY
tip: press 6 then 7 on your keyboard. we warned you.
BOOTLEG CREATURE GENERATOR
GET YOUR CREATURE.
One click, one randomly assembled legally distinct yellow (usually) creature. Free. Make it your pfp. That's how the 67 spreads.
Pressing this button does one thing. It is the most important thing.
4,206,867 PEOPLE HAVE SAID 67
DAYS SINCE VLAD RESPONDED: 67(this number does not change)
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS, ANSWERED CORRECTLY
Why 67?
Yes.
Is this financial advice?
It is a toilet.
Is that Pikachu?
No. That is Peekachoo, a legally distinct yellow creature we found behind a Walmart. He has never heard of the other one. Please stop asking him.
Wen utility?
The utility is that the number is 67. Some projects don't even have a number.
Is Vlad involved?
Vlad has not responded to our 67 emails. We take this as a yes.
Why is the ticker $STONK?
Because spelling is a suggestion. This chain is for serious tokenized stocks, so we showed up as a stonk. Every time someone says "stocks are coming on-chain," they are marketing us. They cannot stop. We have checked.
